Wednesday, March 29, 2006
WOW!!! CSI Get's Freaky!!
Just sitting around reading papers for Plant Development and watching a little CSI on Spike...."Fur and Loathing" - what a weird episode. Basic premise of one of the two story lines is to understand why a guy in a full body racoon suit was walking across a highway and got hit by a car. The CSIers just brought in a 'cat' in bra and panties (a guy in a blue furry cat suit - head and all!) who has apparently had 'skirtchy' with the racoon. Definition of skirtchy: animal forplay, essentially. Needless to say the CSI crew turned on the UV lamps to check out the cat suit and surprise, surprise...yup fluorescent haploid DNA. Boy what a weird episode. Makes all of our lives look down right tame, normal and dare I say quite forgetable! Alright, commercial is over...gotta go see why grown men dress up in animal suits to rub up against eachother...
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OK...more freaky terms...'fur pile' - you figure this one out..."yiffing' - the dude with the haploid DNA on his costume just told the CSIers he couldn't get "yiffed" unless he wears his kitty costume.
Apparently the "wolf" not the "kitty" made the "racoon" hot for the kitty by rubbing some pheromon on the kitty to drive the racoon crazy...still don't know why the racoon crossed the road though....
OK...now turns out that the 'wolf' set up the 'racoon' because the racoon was yiffing the 'lamb' who was the mate of the wolf. The chick who 'accidently hit the racoon (and was subsequently killed by a collision with a semi) was the 'lamb'...oh how the forest turns.
This is uncanny. The "Fiji mermaid" episode was the first "X-Files" I ever saw, and the "furry" episode was the first "CSI" I saw.
Really amazing! Useful information. All the best.
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